Here at the Waspinator for President secret bunker, I often (okay, just this once) like to replace an actual blog by telling you about blogs that will appear in the future.
I’m a busy guy, alright? You can tell how very busy I am, simply by noting how long it has been since I last posted here. That’s right, I have better things to do. And, like many busy guys with better busy guy things to do, I have lots of busy, better things with which I ought really to be getting on. Right now, for example, I’m still working on tracking down little Miles Mayhem, who escaped from the Waspinator secret bunker back in 2008, and hasn’t been sighted since. Oh, and also real things as well. Yeah. But still, I’ve been feeling pretty bad for taking down this blog and thereby denying you my non-daily thoughts. So, I’ve come back to make you a promise. I will definitely make posts here, sometime in 2011. No, I don’t know when. But I do know what the titles might be, and I'm more than willing to give you a glimpse into this promising future space and time. Like so:
I’m a busy guy, alright? You can tell how very busy I am, simply by noting how long it has been since I last posted here. That’s right, I have better things to do. And, like many busy guys with better busy guy things to do, I have lots of busy, better things with which I ought really to be getting on. Right now, for example, I’m still working on tracking down little Miles Mayhem, who escaped from the Waspinator secret bunker back in 2008, and hasn’t been sighted since. Oh, and also real things as well. Yeah. But still, I’ve been feeling pretty bad for taking down this blog and thereby denying you my non-daily thoughts. So, I’ve come back to make you a promise. I will definitely make posts here, sometime in 2011. No, I don’t know when. But I do know what the titles might be, and I'm more than willing to give you a glimpse into this promising future space and time. Like so:
I Hope My Own Flash-Forward Is To The Season Two Opener Of Flash-Forward Because I Can’t Wait!
Your Upcoming Blog Titles Are In! (Volume 3)
Why Don’t We Sit Down And Have A Nice Long Chat About Those Of Whom We Do Not Speak?
In This Blog I Will Find You, If Only By A Thorough Process Of Elimination
What On Earth Just Happened Because I Don’t Even Know
What Particular Brand Of Poison Is In Your Secretly Poison Filled Glass Today?
This Pleonastic Meme I’m Currently Experiencing Is A Bit Pleonastic
I Hear That The Masters Of The Universe Are Currently Recruiting
Among The Orcs, I Am Known As ‘That Long-Bearded Racist Guy Who Killed My Children’
Your Upcoming Blog Titles Are In! (Volume 3)
Why Don’t We Sit Down And Have A Nice Long Chat About Those Of Whom We Do Not Speak?
In This Blog I Will Find You, If Only By A Thorough Process Of Elimination
What On Earth Just Happened Because I Don’t Even Know
What Particular Brand Of Poison Is In Your Secretly Poison Filled Glass Today?
This Pleonastic Meme I’m Currently Experiencing Is A Bit Pleonastic
I Hear That The Masters Of The Universe Are Currently Recruiting
Among The Orcs, I Am Known As ‘That Long-Bearded Racist Guy Who Killed My Children’
See how great they all sound? Can you imagine the endless fun you’ll have reading them? I think you can. And can you imagine if I don’t actually make any of these posts at all? I think you can imagine that, too. Good for you. Well, either way, come back throughout 2011 for all this and probably less. You might not regret it.
Notes: Yes, of course I am aware that there is no volume 1 for which this is the subsequent volume 2. Thank you for your enquiry.
Notes: Yes, of course I am aware that there is no volume 1 for which this is the subsequent volume 2. Thank you for your enquiry.